Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine
- An: 1977
- Țară: France, Belgium
- Gen: Comedie
- Studio: AMLF, Les Films du Triangle, World Productions
- Cuvânt cheie: infidelity, france, queen, parody, flanders, tax collector, knight, musketeer, middle ages (476-1453), jester, peasants vs. royalty, conspirators
- Director: Marc Monnet, Coluche
- Distribuție: Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte, Michel Blanc, Roland Giraud